She called me Frankenstein

So I just got back from a almost week-long hiatus. Ya know how hard it is to think up of funny stuff to type out everytime I come on here? Screw blog posts talking bout love and everyday life. If you're looking for something new and complex, you've come to the right place.

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I think you all knew that a long time ago. Phooey.

Anyway, today was Grandpop's birthday and I REALLY gotta hand it to him. 78 years old and he's still as fit as a damn horse. Happy birthday, you roach-stompin' badass Grandpa :)

Ok, ok, sit back down, punk-asses. Enough bout my life, there's something that's REALLY been bothering me these past couple of days. Now, we're all grown here right? We're all grown?

You better be, assholes. I'm not gonna get some fatass mum or dad breathing down my neck asking me why I post up entires with my special uses of vulgarities. I'm a guy hitting 19, get over it ya oversized overaged dumb pieces of shit.

Anyway, ever noticed that when you're Secondary/High School, you're the first thought on your parents mind. But when you graduate you're that homeless idiot walking around the house?

So one day my mum came to my room and started talking bout responsibilities and all that other bla-bla-bla bullshit. Then she says she trusts me now that I'm all--

Wait, hold up.

So she trusts me but she doesn't TRUSTS me enough to stay out till whenever I want.

COWA'FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT. IF YOU TRUST ME, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEMS OF ME STAYING OUT NOW WOULD THERE?! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK, WHAT A BOWL OF BUFFALO PISS. FUCK EVERYTHING, IT'S TIME TO TAKE A STAND.

Right after I catch up on some sleep. Fuckin' distance from my house to school left me feeling all drugged up and sleepy when I wake up, wish there was some sort of drink that will let me snap outta my sleep or something. It's the year 2009 and we don't even have stuff like that? Shit-Ass

Oh my God... What the fuck's da time?

Crap it, I got breakfast with da family tomorrow guys. So I'm just gonna end it off down here. So yeah, check back in tomorrow night and I'll probably have a longer post up and running.

Later, Fellow Mercs!

-Luis-